Question: Tumnay uski shaadi main kya kiya? This was one of the rhymes that were used before starting a game like baraf paani, hopscotch or pithu garam.Īll I’m saying is, this rhyme is definitely our current mood! Source: 20th Century Fox Television 20. In pin safety pin, in pin out. khailna hai tou khelo, warna get out! Dur say dekha to anday ubal rahay thay, pa as aa kay dekha to ganjay uchal rahay thay!ĭamn, what did we have against bald people? Source: Warner Bros 19. Aadhi roti, aadha kabab, ganjay ko maarna bara sawab.
This one makes you want to tell Mariam to say yes already! Source: The Pokemon Company International 17. Neeli neeli roshni kamray main band hai, main kya karoon? Mujhe Mariam pasand hai.
Eid aayi hai atak atak k, Momina chalti hai matak matak ke.Īnother one of our lame eid rhymes! Source: Walt Disney Animation Studios 16. One of our lame rhymes written on Eid cards for our frandzz. Eid aayi hai zamanay main, Sajeer gir gayi hai ghusal khanay main! Dabbay main dabba, dabbay main hargosh, dadi ne aankh maari aur dada behosh! Now if this doesn’t make you LOL, then what will? Source: United Plankton Pictures 13. Order, order! Teri chaddi main powder! (read: poder) But at the time this one was very famous! Source: Home Box Office 11. Because seriously, what exactly are we talking about here? Kya karlia? Source: Jeff Franklin Productions 10. I’d like to call this the open-to-debate joke. It’s only the one I remember since I can’t be bothered coming up with a new one. I hate to admit it, but I still tell this one sometimes when people are playing the “What Do You Call” game. What do you call a man with one hair? Answer: IQBAL! It’s probably my first and only thappar. Just as I placed the palm of my hand on my face, the girl in front slapped me. I dreaded this SO much when it happened to me. “ Agar tumhara haath tumharay mu kay barabar hay to tum Jannat main jaogay.” How shaadi obsessed were we as kids? Source: Rajshri Productions 7. Source: Dharma ProductionsĪnother classic. Tatti joke nahi hai, but usi vicinity main hai. Go on, try it! TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT… Maar koni! Source: 20th Century Fox Television 3. The answer would be NO and then you would get hit by the other person’s elbow. Kya tum kabhi sir kamar kay saath bathroom gaye ho?Ī classic. Here’s a list of some of the highly famous and lame jokes that will take you back to your school days. The irritating sound of connecting to the internet, the struggles of internet explorer and finally the “Orkut” phase. If you had an awesome bachpan, chances are that you have heard these lame jokes and enjoyed them as well. For all 90’s kids, the struggle was real.